February 2012
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Correct Me If I'm Wrong, But...
I’m currently reading about Aztec religion for my lesson plan that I am currently working on for my Methods class. This is a sentence I came across within one of my readings.
This ceremony was performed close to the fire at midnight, when they also drew blood from their own cars to offer it to the gods, a thing they always did at that hour.
Let’s look at that sentence again, only...
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ARGH LESSON PLANS!!!!!!!!!!! *headdesk* *headdesk*...
…. That is all.
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
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Mom: What's wrong?
My mind: I used to do so well in school but I'm not anymore.
My mind: I'm constantly feeling alone.
My mind: I'm starting to look at myself different.
My mind: Nothing feels the same anymore.
My mind: I feel like I'm going to fail at anything I try to do.
My mind: I haven't been eating that much and I'm hungry all the time.
My mind: I feel like no one cares about me.
My mind: I just wanna sleep all day and never wake up.
Me: Oh nothing I'm fine.
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On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day:
I...
– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via golden-notebook)
A very good post on casual sexism and the asshole apologists who defend it.
(via stfuapologists)
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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All Things Grow: Since I know this is relevant to... →
edoro:
Since I know this is relevant to a number of people following me right now, I’m going to repeat something I’ve said several times in the past.
If you are suffering from some kind of mental disorder, something that impairs your function, like anxiety or depression or dysophoria or anything like…
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J-Ro, you’re too nice to threaten. I just hear it in a Southern accent.
– BBM
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My Mom and Dad are the best. They give awesome...
Just sayin’, y’all.
You Make My Apple Bits All Tingly: If this isn't... →
sarahfu:
Tumblr I would like you to introduce you to a good friend of mine.
I understand that many people want to help their followers out with valuable information. Sometimes this information is overblown, over-exaggerated, or simply false. A few might say, so? Might as well repost…
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We May Be A Little Obsessed...
Isabelle: YOU'RE THE VOICE!
Jordan: TRY AND UNDERSTAND IT
Isabelle: RING THE NOISE AND MAKE IT CLEEEEEEAR
Jordan: WHOA OOOOOOOO OAHAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Isabelle: WE'RE NOT GONNA SIT IN SILENCE!
Jordan: WE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE WITH FEAR
Isabelle: WHOAA OOOOOO OHAOOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!!
Jordan : Bagpipe solo
Isabelle: Take me to Glasgow. I love us.
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whompingwilllow:
I hate telling noble gas jokes there’s never a reaction
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It's Official
As decreed by Lexx, The Madam and Jesus, and Bethan, The Holy Spirit, I am now J-Ro: Goddess of Chili-Making, Daughter of Lothar - King of the Hill People, Appointer of Southern Belles, and Y’allWhore to the Holy Fucking Trinity.
HUZZAH!!!