June 2012
12 posts
WatchA TEASe for my Ed Tech class
This is Wendy. It's my pride and joy: True story:... →
rdjnews:
by Dana Reinhardt
I’m willing to go out on a limb here and guess that most stories of kindness do not begin with drug addicted celebrity bad boys.
Mine does.
His name is Robert Downey Jr.
You’ve probably heard of him. You may or may not be a fan, but I am, and I was in the…
Wait, You're Living With Who Next Year?
Me: So, yeah, it'll be me and three guys living together next year.
Nik: Do you know them? Are they good guys?
Me: Yes, I know all three of the. They're great guys.
Nik: How does your mom feel about this?
Me: She doesn't care.
Nik: More importantly, how does your dad feel about this?
Me: He thinks it's the best decision I've made in a long time... I just haven't told my grandparents yet...
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I dedicate this battle to Odin.: 25 DEEP... →
johnwatsonatthedisco:
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way? 3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the...
May 2012
80 posts
Hores should be free
shitmystudentswrite:
Hores should not be tamed. Hores should be kept wild and free. If a hore gets caught she will kick you in the face.
realbigadventure:
allinthebones:
nobsaur:
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You Know You've Been Awake Too Long When...
You search “Forrest Hump” instead of “Forrest Gump” and are surprised by/wonder about the results you got.
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thevenetianvampire:
For those who say Hufflepuff is the weakest house, remember, our animal is the honey badger.
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Weather forecast: 18 degrees with sunshine.
English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
“If I ever start a street gang, I want you in it. I feel like Ash would provide...”
– BBM (via elephantorostrich)
